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Pimp Daddy Dan shares his musings
Created on 2003-06-25 05:23:19 (#1140749), last updated 2007-07-04
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Basic Info| Name: | Pimp Daddy Dan |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-06 |
| Location: | Melbourne, Victoria, Australia |
| Website: | Weng, the (semi-defunct) band |
BioI am a friendly, caring and considerate person, ask anyone! I aspire to take over the world, heaven, and hell (not necessarily in that order) in the near future, and to right all wrongs in the universe. Starting with those damned rainbow-hued toesocks!
Currently I spend my days sleeping in university lectures, apparently doing this for three years will get me a bachelor of biomedical science - it seems a little too easy to me . . .
My hero at the moment is the (ex-)Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, for his jovial determination despite the immense opposition. I have included a few of his qotes below for you to take note of:
"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait. "
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
When asked if Iraqi troops had engaged any troops in combat, the information minister responded, "Yes, and the Iraqis have inflicted death to the Americans and British in mass numbers. We have probably killed over one million. At least one million. No, actually, probably two million."
"In fact," he continued, "Iraqi troops have captured at least 5 major American cities. We have brought the Land of Satan to its knees."
"Right now, you don't know it, but we have put Iraq on wheels and are constantly moving about the globe. The Americans are searching for us in the Middle East, but they cannot find us. We are always moving. Right now we are somewhere near Australia."
You have been warned
Currently I spend my days sleeping in university lectures, apparently doing this for three years will get me a bachelor of biomedical science - it seems a little too easy to me . . .
My hero at the moment is the (ex-)Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, for his jovial determination despite the immense opposition. I have included a few of his qotes below for you to take note of:
"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait. "
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
When asked if Iraqi troops had engaged any troops in combat, the information minister responded, "Yes, and the Iraqis have inflicted death to the Americans and British in mass numbers. We have probably killed over one million. At least one million. No, actually, probably two million."
"In fact," he continued, "Iraqi troops have captured at least 5 major American cities. We have brought the Land of Satan to its knees."
"Right now, you don't know it, but we have put Iraq on wheels and are constantly moving about the globe. The Americans are searching for us in the Middle East, but they cannot find us. We are always moving. Right now we are somewhere near Australia."
You have been warned
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